Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

soapy booty

It's when somebody puts soap in yo booty, and starts fuckin you in the ass so you gettin clean at the same time.

Hey Imma give you that soapy booty later girl, cuz yo ass stank!

by capitol CPT October 2, 2013

Soapy Wooder

Soapy Wooder is a word used by the car Youtuber ChrisFix, It is literally just soap and water but he has an accent so he calls water wooder.

Alright guys, today we are gonna use some soapy wooder to remove some rust in the engine.

by Poggeristical March 7, 2022

Soapy Globes

Wet breasts lubricated and completely lathered with soapy bubbles.

Skippy was completely aroused by the sight of Janna's soapy globes as they pushed against the glass shower door.

by EWAS June 25, 2008

soapy wank

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.

I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower

by Mr. Soap December 27, 2005