Squidward

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Squidward

by XQB January 8, 2022

Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Squidwarding

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose

Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!

by Jesus003 July 16, 2025

Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward likes to succ john thicc

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

Squidward

a fictional character that constantly gets, tortured, hated, falsely prosecuted, abused, and put in danger. by all the other characters or the universe itself, for slapstick purposes.

Rolly is the Squidward of the 101 Dalmatians universe.

by RichCollDude March 5, 2025