Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Spudding

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

by boc11111 August 9, 2010

Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.

My friend Travis is the biggest spude ever.

by LargeD April 3, 2003

snurd

when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe

coombesy is a snerd

by rob coombes October 7, 2003

spuddy

a spud friend or buddy.

jason: "you're such a gangster."
laura: "thanks spuddy!"

by Jason Wallace July 1, 2005

Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 11, 2005

Spud

1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"

A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.

Bro 1: I just spudded that bro into oblivion.
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a

by milesspudmaster. September 2, 2011