Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread

Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019

Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.

"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."

by littledicktrip January 14, 2018

Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.

1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!

by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011

The Spread Stephen

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)

"If you want to fart without people realising, use the spread stephen technique"

by Random username idek January 16, 2021

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017