spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!

by SpongeSebastian June 11, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Sponge Gloss

Sponge Gloss is a sparkly small pink bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink yet translucent. But the applicator inside of it seems to be bigger than the case of sponge gloss

spongebob put sponge gloss on for PICTURE DAY.

by JACK_DAVIS_#1 May 9, 2009

Spongemonster

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009