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phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.
I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.
by Beerczar July 22, 2017
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Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.
"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"
by Bradmaster January 27, 2009
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tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!
by Toulon October 6, 2013
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yabba dabba splooge

Final words of Fred Flinstone before falling asleep after intercourse. (usually with Wilma)
Wilma; Oh Fred, not yet, I'm nearly there.
Fred; Yabba Dabba Splooge
by benthreethousand July 29, 2010
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amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.
"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."
by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014
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Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed
by emg67 February 23, 2015
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semen splooge

Look at your giant semen splooge
by currykid4 June 8, 2016
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