Spliff

a high quality cigarette rolled with both tobacco and weed, or made in a cigar shell

This morning i woke up and my spliff was nowhere to be found. so you already kno my day was fucced up.

by Blacc July 30, 2008

spliff

a joint.

Hey pass me that spliff!

by T February 18, 2003

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011