Splung

A medical conditon, primarily affecting homosexual men, who when giving oral sex, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. Thus results in the Spunk being aspirated into the lung. Therefore resulting in spunk on the lung, or Splung. The sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.

medical condition: ' I think I have splung'
or
'hold your breath bitch cos i'm about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!'

by Mike-p May 7, 2007

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

SPRUNG

The act of falling in love with someone. Either male to female or female to male.

"She played hard to get and got him sprung."

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Splunt

to cum so much that blood is ejaculated from the penis instead of cum

i splunted your mum - i fucked your mum so much i came blood.
splunt all over your face.

by Orchard Lads November 3, 2008

sprung sloth

a sloth with an erection

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.

by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

valley of the spun

ARIZONA. a state that is filled with a bunch of low lifed tweakers.

person: where do u live?
person #2: arizona
person: isn't that the valley of the sun?
person #2: more like valley of the spun

by kt March 17, 2005

Sprungry

Avidly erect and motivated for intercourse.

I'm sprungry dude. It's time to call some ho's.

by LaLaHehehe March 3, 2011