the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.
actual quote in shark attack 3:
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
by datdick October 8, 2011
Get the shark attack 3 mug.an extremely rare and majestic mythological creature which is the offspring of the unholy union of a shark and a unicorn. such a mating will only result in conception when the act occurs under a rare double rainbow. sharkicorns resemble great white sharks, but their skin is metallic silver and a glorious golden horn sprouts from the forehead. many sharkicorns opt to sport a tattoo of the letters BGS, bitches get stitches. sharkicorns are far more intelligent than sharks and more magical than unicorns. the sharkicorn communicates telepathically, and are believed to be masters of mind control. it is a well known fact that sharkicorns fart glitter, and the fart of a sharkicorn is the most potent aphrodisiac in the world. basically, sharkicorn trumps everything. the sharkicorn was first spotted in martha's vineyard in the summer of 1983, but had not been seen since until the summer of 2011 when a glorious sharkicorn appeared to the three musketeers of crazy and sent them on their most important mission ever: to educate the world about the majestic, glorious SHARKICORN!
*interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn".
also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.
*interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn".
also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.
that guy is so repellent he'd have to find a sharkicorn to fart on him to get laid.
derby - player 1: princess pisspot scored a unicorn in our last
bout!
player 2: 25 points isn't a big deal. dippin' dot
scored a sharkicorn!
derby - player 1: princess pisspot scored a unicorn in our last
bout!
player 2: 25 points isn't a big deal. dippin' dot
scored a sharkicorn!
by poisonH8FL August 18, 2011
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A boss or supervisor that constantly watches the clock to ensure that the employee is present at work during office hours. These supervisors care less as to what work is produced by the employee. They are more concerned that the employee is present.
This is mainly applicable to an office environment, particularly one with cubicles. The clock shark will walk around inspecting employee attendance. Their heads are visible over the tops of the cubicles and resembles a shark swimming around the office.
The clock shark themselves typically produce a questionable quantity of work as they spend the majority of their productive hours monitoring the attendance of others.
This is mainly applicable to an office environment, particularly one with cubicles. The clock shark will walk around inspecting employee attendance. Their heads are visible over the tops of the cubicles and resembles a shark swimming around the office.
The clock shark themselves typically produce a questionable quantity of work as they spend the majority of their productive hours monitoring the attendance of others.
Employee 1: Hey, you coming to happy hour today? We're going at 4:30
Employee 2: I can't, my boss is a clock shark. He'll be swimming around at about 4 o'clock to see if I'm still keeping my chair warm. I'll see you after 5.
Employee 2: I can't, my boss is a clock shark. He'll be swimming around at about 4 o'clock to see if I'm still keeping my chair warm. I'll see you after 5.
by prefer_not_to September 20, 2010
Get the Clock Shark mug.A “Stage Shark” is a person attending a concert that procrastinates & doesn’t get to the concert on time or early enough to get up by the stage because they are lazy or just not courteous of other concert goers, who have waited for hours in lines to get up front. The “Stage Shark” waits (unintentionally because they are too busy conversing & consuming alcohol & dicking off) until the main act, after they are trash drunk and tries to “swim” or aggressively push their way (like a pack of sharks) to the front of the stage by ANY means necessary including acting like complete douchebags trying to start fights; knocking other men, women & teens out of the way.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Candy look out! The “Stage Sharks” are out in FULL force tonight & even though I got here early & waited patiently to see my favorite band, one of them knocked me down and several others to get to the front stage! What assholes!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018
Get the Stage Shark mug.Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.
GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"
GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."
GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."
GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
by Aemuli September 18, 2018
Get the Bull Shark Testosterone mug.Shark Piss or "Great White Wine", as the label indicates, is a white wine made in Truro, Nova Scotia. It is usually purchased and consumed by Junior High and or High School students.
Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages.
Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages.
The student was discovered passed out in the baseball field, clutching a bottle of Shark Piss to his chest.
Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss.
Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss.
by The Hambone November 6, 2009
Get the Shark Piss mug.Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.
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