by TeaRex May 6, 2011
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by Swanky Sally August 22, 2011
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A person who is through the roof flexing with no effort. they seem to have life on check and their finesse game is on point. This can also be used for a person who is naturally a baddie and doesn't give a shi about the rules or other people.
by Arham March 2, 2019
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Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
Get the socks & sandals mug.Sister: Eh Bro smoke me out
Bro: I only have one bowl for myself
Sister: oh ok (closes the door)
Bro: what were you doing in there?
Sister: Smoking!
Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?
Sister: Yezzir
Bro: you are so scandalous!
Bro: I only have one bowl for myself
Sister: oh ok (closes the door)
Bro: what were you doing in there?
Sister: Smoking!
Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?
Sister: Yezzir
Bro: you are so scandalous!
by Patté August 3, 2007
Get the Scandalous mug.The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.
Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008
Get the Scandanavian Breathalizer mug.A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005
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