Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013

Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

salmon driving

to drive without any particular destination.

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"

by the other Ben March 31, 2007

solo toke

to smoke weed all by yourself, usually before you sleep or just cause your too busy to go out and smoke with your friends

Dammnn man, its late at night i think im just goin to have a solo toke tonight, i'll cathca tomorrow man

by SoloToker November 24, 2010