splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

slendricking

being anti-social; hibernating in a dark room ("Bat-Cave") for hours at a time; typical adolescent behavior

1. Lindsay was slendricking so long she developed bed sores and her pupils were permanently enlarged like an owl's eyes.

by Bob Slenderson December 30, 2011

Solena

Proud owner of a 12 incher

Bader: Did you see solenas dick, its huge man

by Not ms.cherry November 19, 2021

Slender Man

Slender Man is a forced meme created by the users of the Something Awful forums, and makes frequent appearances in the forum GBS. Some users act like Slender Man is the most terrifyingly horrific thing ever invented by the human mind, when he is really just a creepy version of Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.

Oh God not the Slender Man, he's shown up in this thread too!

by emoltra July 5, 2010

Splendiferous

The way I feel at the Reitz Union at UF.

Justin: "I feel so splendiferous!"

Karl: "Shut the fuck up Justin."

Justin: "Ok, but only because I'm feeling so splendiferous."

by Yettie Bear October 15, 2010

Solène

French girl crazy about an english arabic guy.

Solène is crazy about Nader

by solene69600 July 1, 2010

Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011