Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

scran frank

Anne frank but if she was a snack

“What did they use to eat in the 1940’s?”
“Scran frank”

by Cotwonk June 5, 2021

Scrandular Fever

When you’re hungrier than you’ve ever been in your life

Damn man i’m so hungry I think I might be coming down with a serious case of scrandular fever, it might be terminal!

by LeahW November 3, 2021

Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Socratease

A guy who only asks questions and wont put out.

I saw you hitting it off with that guy last night, did you go home together?

No, he was such a Socratease

by Aristattle December 19, 2021

scranda

It's living never having to worry about the price of things as your loaded with paper.

Thank God Tichi's hustle payed off now we can afford a scranda.

by _._reveries_._ August 15, 2022