Snowman

Snowman

Snowman a Angry Short Blind plumber with a Micro Penis

by Angryplumber June 15, 2022

Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.

Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?

by chocodile December 11, 2022

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 22, 2022

Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

Snowman

Derogatory slur for gay white men that can’t handle the sun

Fuck you, you snowman

by Peperjck May 31, 2025

The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022