Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 22, 2022

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022

Snowman

Derogatory slur for gay white men that can’t handle the sun

Fuck you, you snowman

by Peperjck May 31, 2025

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013