It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
by SilentLemon January 24, 2009

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

by Peneface May 13, 2014

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
by Davidge May 5, 2008

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.
by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

by InjusticeOwl June 28, 2017
