It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
by SilentLemon January 08, 2009
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
by Peneface March 31, 2014
you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
by Davidge May 06, 2008
by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020
When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.
by Billy Bong March 26, 2018
Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815
by r.GimP November 28, 2016