An adjective that describes a very strong emotion, can be used in many different contexts to describe a situation or people, can be used in a negative or positive connotation, even neutral in certain contexts.
Person 1: bro you good you're acting pretty smondum today
Person 2: yes I'm good bro my dad just died in a car accident and left me his meth fortune
Person 1: I don't care! Have a smondum day!
Person 2: yes I'm good bro my dad just died in a car accident and left me his meth fortune
Person 1: I don't care! Have a smondum day!
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Definition:
1. Semonth (singular noun) – Seven days, representing a quarter of a month. A division of a month into segments, each lasting approximately seven days.
2. Semonths (plural noun) – They have multiple periods within a month’s cycle.
Significance:
• It defines a specific briefer period within a month’s duration.
• It offers an alternative way to divide the month, offering a more segmented comprehension of time.
• It implies a structure or pattern in time passage based on a hebdomadal (weekly) division.
Definition:
1. Semonth (singular noun) – Seven days, representing a quarter of a month. A division of a month into segments, each lasting approximately seven days.
2. Semonths (plural noun) – They have multiple periods within a month’s cycle.
Significance:
• It defines a specific briefer period within a month’s duration.
• It offers an alternative way to divide the month, offering a more segmented comprehension of time.
• It implies a structure or pattern in time passage based on a hebdomadal (weekly) division.
Examples:
• “The project is expected to be completed within two semonths.”
• “Our command will encounter every semonth to review progress.”
• “Sales figures consistently increase during the primary semonth of the month.”
• “The project is expected to be completed within two semonths.”
• “Our command will encounter every semonth to review progress.”
• “Sales figures consistently increase during the primary semonth of the month.”
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Get the Slonting mug.1. (noun) A meme, exploitable, edit, or simply image that could only come from that one friend in the group you know nothing about. They've never shown their face, they're always muted in voice call, and you're like 85% sure they're an Eldritch horror of some kind. But you keep them around because every joke is the funniest thing you'll ever see.
2. (noun) The Eldritch horror that creates said images.
3. (verb) "to smoet"; post an image that matches the criteria above
Originally a misspelling of smort, which is in and of itself is a misspelling of smart.
2. (noun) The Eldritch horror that creates said images.
3. (verb) "to smoet"; post an image that matches the criteria above
Originally a misspelling of smort, which is in and of itself is a misspelling of smart.
1. That joke is a top 5 smoet of all time. How is that random guy so funny all the time?
2. That random guy is the smoet of our group. He won't tell us his name and I think he's wanted by Interpol.
3. Our funny guy hasn't responded in weeks. I don't even know where to start if I were to start to smoet.
2. That random guy is the smoet of our group. He won't tell us his name and I think he's wanted by Interpol.
3. Our funny guy hasn't responded in weeks. I don't even know where to start if I were to start to smoet.
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Opposite of someone with balls of steel or huge balls
Opposite of someone with balls of steel or huge balls
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