shmolik

a person with a small penis

HEY, look that guy has a shmolik

by slonikproduction November 22, 2011

Smiling Hedgehog

When a girl accidently shows her lady carriage and has forgotton to put knickers on and is due for a wax

oh look it's a smiling hedgehog

by fatsaladclub08 April 20, 2014

Scoliosis

A painfull thing that happens when your spine is not straight. Sometimes it causes a muscle to be pushed forward like it did for me. Sometimes resulting in a brace or worse, this is going to happen to me in the near future, surgery.

Bob: whoa! Are you pregnant from behind or something?!
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?

by Astrid haddock ❤️❤️❤️ May 30, 2018

skoliosis

The mental condition when you don’t realize your NFL football team from Minnesota sucks and chokes in meaningful games.

Curt Cousins is a Pro Bowl QB, and the Vikings are going to win it all next year.

Dude, your Skoliosis is flaring up!

by Bcanz1 January 24, 2020

smoil

smoil means neither hot or cute but in the middle. pronounced smoy-el.

noah schnapp is so smoil

by mariahclee January 3, 2021

Scoliosis

Curvature of the spine. When seen on an X-Ray, it's a S or C shape. Scoliosis does not stop you from living a normal life. Pain could be involved, but not normally. About 2% of the population has it, and more in females. Idiopathic is the prevalent cause. Nurses screen you during school before or during 5th grade when you begin puberty. Severity of scoliosis vary by degrees. Over 40 is when you should need surgery, or not. Listen to your orthopedist. Often, you don't feel pain at all. Exercises to strengthen your backbone could help with progression of scoliosis. Also, scoliosis isn't caused by bad posture or mattresses.

Scoliosis is not a big deal.

by Jenothing January 19, 2008

smokie smokerson

A ciggarette. Or any vice.

Say, a Pottie Potterson.

by Basil August 23, 2004