An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.
Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!
by MKPM January 24, 2011
Get the Patty Smasher mug.-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.
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Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
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Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008
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a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them
jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
by vanor February 1, 2009
Get the molding smasher mug.Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).
Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011
Get the Smished mug.A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.
Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me
by Your Local FBI agent May 9, 2021
Get the Smasher mug.A box is aussie slang for a vagina.
Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
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