Simpickens808

A person who missed on a opinion so hard it's funny
Antonym: Zyrus_Tempest

Person: Simpickens808
Other person: Bro you missed so hard🤣

You should watch out and try not to be a Simpickens808

by Zyrus_tempest February 19, 2021

Simpicidal

A suicidal person who wants to be killed in a sexual manner

I swear my friend koshi is simpicidal, all they wanna do is die by being crushed by thighs.

by Thefuckifiknow December 25, 2021

simpicult

Something that's both simple, yet difficult at the same time.

Choosing happiness is simpicult.

by Smoke A Geophery March 31, 2022

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

Simpion(s)

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

Simplicate

To simplify in a complicated way (verb).

A hybrid of "simple" and "complicate".

We need to simplicate these reports!

by GigiLaCroix February 22, 2017

Simplicate

To simplify, using a complicated method.

We need to simplicate these reports!

by GigiLaCroix February 22, 2017