simpest

kys

you should simpest

by im gunna kms January 9, 2023

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011

Syrup Sipper

A term for Canadian people

Guy : Look at the size of that syrup sipper bet he's going to get some Tim Hortons

by THEFAGGOTCUMDUMPSTER May 20, 2022

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

simmer

A flight simulator enthusiast, usually on a home computer.

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.

by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006

Skimper

1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.

2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.

3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.

1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.

2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.

3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.

by moomoobaggins March 26, 2010

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018