Shoff

A short version of "show off".

She: Hey, see my new iphone.
He: Don't shoff.

by Parag Chaudhari March 23, 2016

Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012

Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 3, 2007

Shiffaroe

A hard substance (harder than dolemite) that white slavemasters and overseers used to make slaves toil over for endless hours at a time.

Slave 1: Cum own Kunta, let's go own down by 'da river 'n rest a spell.

Slave 2: I kain't. I'zz to busy bustin' up dis Shiffaroe!

by Knowlege Doctor May 19, 2008