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shapeshifting

A metamorphosis of ones life.Like shapeshifting mermaids who changed from sea to land with tail replaced by legs,shapeshifting is an adaptive transformation for the better.
When Gayle began his new position at the Menlo Park startup he did some quick shapeshifting to keep in stride with his coworkers never giving off the air he was a rural kid from the midwest.
by nigelct May 12, 2016
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Shap00

A wild, bearded sheep inhabiting the Ladakh mountains. It is reddish brown, with a dark beard from the chin to the chest. Also known as the oörial
"Look at the glorious shap00 standing atop the cliffs, just look at him. `Tis such a beautiful sight."
- Jeremy R.R. Assymtote
by HES May 7, 2004
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schtapler

another way of saying stapler, but this is used 2 make fun of Nick Spaulding A.K.A. Schpaulding
Schpaulding the Schweedisch Schtapler
by Coony McCoonin March 9, 2005
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shapnin

heya babe
shapnin
nothing much you
by kirstysbebo March 10, 2009
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shapleh

to grab your urethra and peel your penis inside out to expose your urethra to fresh air, and then masturbate. a common masturbation technique used by primitive men who were not able to experience the use of a fleshlight.
Sally: Do you want me to jerk you off.
Fred: No, I'd rather you just shapleh me.
Sally: What's that?
Fred: It's when you flip my urethra inside out and jerk me off.
by cornelius rutheford August 16, 2009
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shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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Shapeshio

Noun. A state of being. That place between brown and black out where real words are no longer relevant to you. Witnesses may describe this as "severe inebriation."
"Dude, I can't understand a thing you are saying. You're in Shapeshio so hard right now."
by YouKnowYouso August 23, 2016
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