Shiteblower

A person who constantly talks utter rubbish;
Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.

Can I say, Mister Speaker, that the right honourable gentleman is a shiteblower.

by Gonadic Gratitude July 3, 2019

shitendipitous

Adjective. Occurring or discovered by chance in a fughly or detrimental way.

Running into both her exes while out with her new boyfriend was a totally shitendipitous encounter.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

Shitedly

Doing something horribly and differently than normal

Minnesota Golden Gophers keep kicking off shitedly to Michigan.

by Covert19 October 24, 2020

shitempt

An active event which may or may not result in the complete and robust evacuation of one’s bowels; quite often concludes with the sharing of results with one’s friends and/or neighbors either directly or through digital communication means

Great news, Harold! I just completed my first shitempt since Friday. I have to say, it was glorious!

by SkippyDippyDo May 16, 2021

Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Slim Shite'

Fireball Slim The mostest unique, handsome, funny, German you can meet. Known for his infamous laugh, loves to go hunting, and known to get a lil western. Can put dwn a bottle of fireball like no other, and a awesome lover

"Slim Shite' came over last night, drank up all my fireball, and then we made love like it was off to the races!!"

by Fireballslim14 January 28, 2017

Dry shite

Wet blanket, no fun, boring

Ah, he was being a dry shite last night, he wanted to leave the club by 11 pm

by Irish American lassie June 26, 2018