Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
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The act of consuming large amounts of Guinness or other fine Irish stout beers, while in doing so maintaining a generally unkempt - some might call this stoutly - appearance and attempting to attract and appropriate as many woman with a similarly stoutly look. These women are in most cases considered stouts, excessively busty or undesirable, however when stouting are prime capital. Any man (or the occasional woman) who participates in stouting would do well to not shave in the 48 hours leading up to the stout, not shower the day of and attempt to maintain and cultivate his stoutly appears in any way possible (search 'stoutly' for a description of what you want to look like/be). While this practice by definition originated abroad, it is intended to be a tribute to Ireland and Irish culture and with this in mind, it is recommended though not mandatory to wear or carry Irish-linked paraphernalia. Can be practiced on St. Patrick's day, however given the nature of stouting and the likelihood that you or a friend has unwittingly participated in stouting, it is fair to say any day should produce a fine stout.
To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of 'mistake' or 'she over powered me, there was nothing I could do'.
To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of 'mistake' or 'she over powered me, there was nothing I could do'.
Joe: Hey Jim, what are you doing this St. Patrick's day?
Jim: Those Irish guys from our pub are taking me stouting, you should come.
Joe: No thanks, I had an accidental stout a couple months ago that I'm still recovering from.
Jim: Those Irish guys from our pub are taking me stouting, you should come.
Joe: No thanks, I had an accidental stout a couple months ago that I'm still recovering from.
by stoutmaster1 March 18, 2010
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I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?
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Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
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As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.
by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006
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