shottie

yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)

chav “yo cuz u sort draw”

skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later

skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”

by Phist me June 26, 2019

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shortion

it’s like megan thee stallion; a stallion means a girl who is very tall and pretty (in the south). so for all the shorties out there, this one’s for you.

Person 1: YOOOOO WHO DAT SHE MAD SHORT
Person 2: Man that’s just *insert name* thee shortion

by ionknowwhatsgoingon November 21, 2019

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shorief maneuver

ShoriefCrash
This is a mananveur where somebody crashes into something.

Male 1 : *crashes car*

Male 2: WOH dude why'd you do a shorief maneuver

by Derick hewlet December 8, 2019

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Shorterer

A URL Shortener created by Spark -shorterer.xyz

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this really long link. You know any shorteners?
Guy 2: OH yeah actually, I just found this one on urbandictionary called shorterer.xyz

by xKoshiro January 19, 2020

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