Shlong

Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis

Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.

by porchmonk November 16, 2011

shlong

the thing you have in your ass right now

Damn, I cant get this shlong out of my ass

by A-Rab June 6, 2003

shlong

dick

what your girlfriend sucks

I fucked her so long my SHLONG hurts

by kdawg1631 February 26, 2010

long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016

Shlong Slap

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shlong

A German sausage that tastes good.

I love eating shlong.

by shlongeater May 28, 2005