shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

Shere Khan

The main antagonist of the jungle book. He wants to stop Mowgli from having a gun, despite that being impossible due to there being no source of guns nearby. He is somehow not able to kill a little boy, but can knock down a bear with ease.

Vultures: Oh my god, ITS SHERE KHAN!

Mowgli: imma whoop im

by Fiftyset July 3, 2018

Shmeef

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

shamerection

When one suffers a shameful erection.

Man, one guy one jar, one hella shamerection

by themachomanrandysavage June 24, 2010

shmeeg

shit'n from ur Kunt

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

shmee

shmee means tea as in the drink, a cup of shmee

nick: hey leki want a cup of...shmeeeeee?
leki: damn fuckin right i do

by nickface shabadoo May 2, 2006

shmee

1. (v) The act of being like Ian

2. (n) Stuff you have to put up with.

3. (v) See Beast It

Shmee.
-or-
Shmee it fool.

by Ian Philip July 26, 2008