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shitone

You are such a shitone
by Bambi991 October 20, 2019
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Shitcun

A French Canadian trying to say shit cunt

Mostly used by twomad which also mean that you're the most superior person if you use this word in a room of people don't knowing what you say
by AiryAir June 5, 2020
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Shitcunt

Our mate TJ
TJ is a shitcunt
by Ryan04683 June 20, 2020
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shitboner

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.
by I explain things July 14, 2020
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Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.
Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"
by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020
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shitonit

a term used when angry and aggressive
"I just realised ikan accident, shitonit"
by Jim off Friday night dinner September 24, 2020
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Shitcuntitis

a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.

Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).

This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
"That cunt just rejected my HI-V. I guess his Shitcuntitis is getting worse."
by thestinger April 28, 2021
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