shit can

Verb. Related to the car tuning scene.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.

"yeah,and i'll bet your gonna shit can the battery next rice boy!"

by DJ FoxPhyre March 26, 2003

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004

shitcast

Like podcast, but dealing with fecal matter. Also see crapcast.

Subscribe to my shitcast!

by Vamidus September 1, 2006

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.

"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"

by jeremy767 August 21, 2009

Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

Shitcanniversary

An employee's termination/fired date, to be celebrated annually as a positive, or negative event in your career!

He was terminated from his position one year ago today, and is now enjoying his 1 year Shitcanniversary with friends and family.

by LabMaster S.J. November 10, 2024