shed

An abbrevation or another means of calling someone a "tool" or "toolshed".

Jim is such a shed for doing that last night.

by Roman23 May 2, 2007

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

Shedding Pounds

To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.

"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"

"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

shed thief

One of the lowest form of criminal amongst the criminal fraternity.A put down used by someone who considers himself a superior.

He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}

by PWD May 31, 2006

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Sheddy

Abbreviation of shed collapse meaning mental breakdown.

Oh my god, Gary has been moidered to death today in the office. He’s having a Sheddy...

by Grumpy Jabba April 8, 2021

Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023