Shcum

when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself

"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."

by Terry Big Boy August 27, 2018

Shlumpbooty

Off guard Hand to ass contact from a human to another human

“I’m bout to shlumpbooty this one bitch”

by Dmnigga August 29, 2018

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018

Shlump

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!

Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!

by Fresco_ March 4, 2019

Shlumpth

When you drag your feet and feeling lazy to walk. When you don’t have the effort to walk.

Hey!! Stop shlumpthing and walk properly...

by wwjwys March 5, 2019

shaummo

Another word for gay.

Oh you are a Shaummo

by Autist Homo May 13, 2019

Shoumight

The state of wondering whether you should or you might do something because you're not sure about it.

.Jasmine : you should watch Hannibal
.Elaaz: I'm not sure , but I shoumight

by Alwayne February 10, 2020