shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

shaved pussy

A shaved pussy is a sign of a true slut. It allows for beeter orgasms because her clit is totally exposed.

Kathy has been shaving her pussy since she was 17. Her uncle told her it was sexy because it made her look younger. She found that it felt better when he (or anyone else) was fucking her because her clit got more stimulation. She also loves wearing very short skirts and dresses out in public and "accidently" exposing her bald little pussy and ass (she NEVER wears panties). A couple weeks ago she was walking into work on a very windy day. 3 men were by the door smoking and her little dress blew up way past her hips and she didnt even try to cover up. When she got next to them one of them cupped her sexy 50 year old ass and another rubbed her wet shaved pussy. She moaned and let them lead her to a storage shed. They took turns pumping her married cunt and ass and filling her with cum.

by btld January 13, 2008

Shatel

(French name meaning song) Shatel, a word assoicated with love, peace, joy, and harmony. A strong African American woman with the power to listen to a friend, raise a child, maintain the home, and please her man all at the same time. A pleasing combination of elements in a whole. This diva is definately known to accomplish what others failed to do and for some reason Shatel keeps a man's attention by using simple and only conversation.

Shatel varied as Shantel or Chatel/Chantelle

by Shatel February 19, 2005

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

graff shakedown

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.

You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.

by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004