Big Shades Theory

The theory that proves that 96% of all women that wear big 60's style sunglasses trying to look like M.K Olsen or Nicole Richie; are in fact ugly ass horse faces. These woman wear these " vintage knockoff" glasses in order to cover up the hidden horse face. As for the remaining percent, 3% are the women who are actually stunningly gorgeous and their glasses are either Fendi or Dior, and the remaining 1% are the fag ass dudes wearing purple/yellow scarves and grey cheap mondays who were never cool in highschool and still aren't cool.

1. dave-"yoh bro, check out that broad ore' there with the huge shades!"
shad- " no man, think about the Big Shades Theory that Kent taught us, she is totally a horse face."

2. dave- " yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche."
steve- " yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before..."

by Lenny Marshall December 16, 2008

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003

shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

stunna shades

first rapper to wear stunnas r.i.p to the mac dre used to wear these glasses to block out the sun and (playerhaters).40,keak da sneak,used it in a track
(tell me when to go) so put your stunna shades on and dont (playerhate)

put your stunna shades on i see playerhaters

by sir.stackhouse September 20, 2008

50 Shades of Grey

( based on the novel by E.L. James)

a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.

b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.

even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by gaz January 5, 2005

shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005