Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

by Chaostroll March 31, 2011

starebeast

A chode-like creature, without eyelids or the ability to move its neck. Usually seen draped in a too-tight tunic.

"The starebeast is burning a hole through my ass*!!

*ass being eye-level for the 'beast.

by Leave me alone August 25, 2005

steared

Neared as steered

Past that peer a steer steared to an island with the sea around won walking on a pier that miraculously appear having set out to achieve what was done.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Booth Stare

When your last name is Booth and you watch a movie about Lincoln's assassination in Social Studies. Everyone turns around and stares at you and later asks you if you're related to John Wilkes Booth.

Person 1 (whose last name is Booth): "Man, I go the Booth stare in Social Studies today because we're learning abut Lincoln."

Person 2: "Wow. That sucks. I bet that happens alot."

{erson 1: Yeah it does.

by Boothinator734 November 24, 2009

Lacey stare

Sex-crazed gaze of man who sits in the corner of cheap pubs on his own, usually a wetherspoons, leering intently at young girls after drinking four pints of Stella. Frequently someone with previous convictions who has had trouble with the bouncers.

God look at the lacey stare on that guy, he's terrifying all the blart in here and he's only been in here half an hour.

by fathandsman April 24, 2011