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semmie

Someone who attended the Oregon Shakespeare Festival's Summer Seminar.
Oh he's a semmie? He must be hella tight.
by Anonymous Semmie December 31, 2007
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sammich

The term sammich describes any sandwich that is out of the ordinary. A sammich can be an exceptionally delicious sandwich, made with great care and planning. On the other hand, a sammich can also be an extremely ghetto sandwich, made by a desperate, hungry soul.
A sandwich that takes 10 minutes to prepare or contains three or more layers is usually considered a sammich. The microwaved butter sandwich, lettuce sandwich, or grilled cheese sandwich made with an iron are all considered sammiches.
by JBalls May 23, 2006
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Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap
by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010
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Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
by twkomg June 24, 2008
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Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.
I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!
by MisterObvious October 8, 2011
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Sammi Bear

The most beautiful, incredible, cute, honest, sweet, trustworthy, wonderful, perfect and amazing girl in the entire world
by Aarbear February 2, 2013
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Sammi

A Girl That Is Funny, Likes To Drive Around And Acts Like A Kid. Very Sexually Driven.
"Did you see that Sammi girl today?"
"Yeah she was driving like a right twat, must have been sexually frustrated!"
by mike1209 June 23, 2008
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