The Salvador Dali

Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.

Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.

"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur

"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses

by Chuckfrost September 9, 2011

stefan salvatore

stefan is daddy. stefan salvatore is the finest vampire on tvd, also the kindest, he did everything for everyone, he was selfless. he’s also a dilf

stefan salvatore can run me over with a bus and i would apologise for being in the way.

by stefansalvatoreswifeofficial March 28, 2022

selah

the best pgn formal date ever

gosh, i really love that selah girl - she'd make a great date to formal AND FRIEND

by s March 17, 2004

salvator

A Salvator is the greatest person in the world it's origin is from Berlin, Germany From a High School

He is a Salvator. means He is the greatest person in the world.

by minesotatwin December 26, 2013

El Salvadorian Snorkel

The Russian Gasmask performed with a severely crooked dong

Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.

by The Blasstard June 11, 2006

razorblade salvation

1) being relieved (of sin, consequences, annoyance, stress etc.) really quickly (hence RAZORBLADE)

2) being liberated

3) a break, a rest from something really stressful

4) a song sung by jedi mind tricks

person 1- dude i can't take finals any longer!
person 2- me either i need some razorblade salvation

by T Paynee May 26, 2008

Salvation Army

no longer 'thrifty' in Minneapolis, anyway

.....used, stained couches for $80!
stuff donated by Target Corporation with Salvation Army pricetags stuck over the original (and CHEAPER) Target price tags.

what's up with that? it's all 'as is,' so one cannot return anything. and now there are signs about not opening any boxes.

by Karin Teder April 25, 2006