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Skronky

A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.

This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)

Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?

Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010
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SCRUNKLIES

The best people in the world I must say
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scroner

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