schemes

someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.

It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.

by F. Abignale May 31, 2010

Shemp

Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.

Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.

by Hello my name is pat December 7, 2009

schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone

*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

by doooooookie May 9, 2005

shemp

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.

"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."

by Gaston June 19, 2006

shemp

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005

schmpotato

A very close friend homey; a confidant; something that is completely ridiculous

Awww, you're such schmpotatos, Lee and Taylor!

That call the ref made against Kentucky was a complete schmpotato! He should totally be fired.

by LKa April 15, 2007

shemping

A film technique in which an actor who quits or dies in the middle of filming a movie is replaced by a lookalike who is shot mostly from the back. Named for Shemp Howard, a member of the Three Stooges who died of a stroke during the production of several Stooges films.

In the middle of the film "Return of the Pink Panther," Inspector Jaques Clouseau's plane crashed into the ocean, presumably to hide the fact that the actor that portrayed him, Peter Sellers, had just died. In a few shots, Inspector Clouseau is seen from the back as an actor impersonates his voice, a technique known as "shemping."

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005