scandelux

Behavior that is not only scandalous, but goes beyond that in an often evil, even comical manner.

I can't beleieved you give head for rock. That shit is scandelux.

by Rob Stanbrook February 25, 2006

Scandal

Something that happens; a series of events. Something that is currently happening, what a person is up to, the news.

Hay man, I heard you and your bird were breaking up, what's the scandal?

by rootdown November 7, 2004

scantless

another way of spelling/saying scandalous. someone who is sneaky, scurvy...etc.

man, jessica is a scantless bitch.

by maniak killette April 1, 2004

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009

Scandal

The propaganda term used by the mainstream media and so-called government 'leaders' in lieu of the word 'CRIME' when describing obvious crimes perpetrated by the 1%.

Benghazi scandal. Libor fraud scandal. IRS Scandal. Fast and Furious scandal. Mortgage fraud scandal....etc.

by BrainCell August 20, 2013

scanographer

Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to run things by a scanning tool. The person would create documented files for this scanned object for later reference by either themselves or others.

"The scanographer decided that it was required for the scanning of a chocolate wrapper found at a crime scene."

by Andrew Du October 27, 2004

Pringle’s Can

A bitch with a pussy so wide it feels the same as if you were to fuck a Pringle’s Can

Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?

Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can

by BlitzKreiug November 18, 2019