Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

Scootin'

To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".

Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?

by 0oka September 11, 2010

Scootsy

He enjoys shooting donkeys and milk. He has a weird head but i still love him.

Pricey: Who's that kid shooting milk?
BJ Marlow: Oh it's Scootsy

by Ben Reid 20 October 26, 2010

Scooter Braun

The person that stole Taylor Swift's music so she created (Taylor's Version).

Swiftie: Scooter Braun's death will satisfy me.
Person 2: You're sick
Swiftie: Incorrect *proceeds to beat the crap out of Person 2 in the name of Taylor Alison Swift*

by swiftie13 <3 July 12, 2023

fruit scoot

one who rides a street legal moterized scooter. these people usualy apear to gay or extremely wimpy.

look at that fruit scoot. lets run him over

by wispy cloud August 6, 2009

sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with

When I was out sloot scooting around last night.

by Ktibbs May 15, 2016

Boot Scoot

The act of one of your pets sitting on the floor and dragging its anus (booty) pleasurably along the ground.

My dog did the boot scoot across my carpet, and then walked back and sniffed it!

by Big Poppa April 7, 2005