Sarcasm

The ability to insult the idiots without them realizing it.

e.g.

A. Do I look fat in this dress?
B. No dear you look absolutely.... beautiful. (It would be sarcasm if B actually meant to say 'ugly' instead of 'beautiful)

by imrandindore November 12, 2011

Italic sarcasm

Italic sarcasm is saying a statement with a heavy sarcasm on words such as she, he, that, not and other major words (a higher pitched voice than usual is also necessary to get full effect). It is usually used to make fun of people, primarily in comebacks. When trying to use this style of speaking on aim, one usually puts the sarcastic word in italics or caps.

Sitting in Spanish class...

Mark: Hey Matt you suck at Spanish.
Matt: oh YOU'VE got friends.
Mark: NOT gay
Matt: BALLS

Observers: Wow, Matt and Mark having a pretty bad italic sarcasm fight.

by Sawyer Hicks April 9, 2006

Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

by SJFive0 March 7, 2010

Sarcasm

it's a tool utilized by photographers with scoliosis. usually leads to the punching of one's face, so that one's glasses will fall.

As per utilizing sarcasm, one must act like Jon Casas.

by Jon Casas October 30, 2010

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 10, 2010

Sarcasm

When used correctly and appropriately, often the most witty form of humour. To describe it primatively, think Chandler from friends!

Hello. I'm Chandler From Friends. I am SOOO not sarcastic. Heh.Sarcasm sooooo isn't my thing.

by -----Sofi----- December 31, 2005

Sarcasm-Syndrome

A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.

Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"

by The_Keeper_Of_Secrets January 11, 2012