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Simon bell

Simon Bell Pro “Si –Man Bell” This Originally originates from the Milton Keynes street slang meaning ( To be on top of ones game, to be ahead of the rest also used as a descriptive term given to well endowed young successful good looking males who are leaders in their field
Did you see that young Horney stud he’s a real Simon Bell
by Citizen unknown August 18, 2004
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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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simon gallup

awesome bassist for the cure

and he has awesome hair =D
let's go listen to lovecats it has awesome bass

smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever

dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent

smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass
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Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009
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Sneaky Salmon

The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.
Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.

Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013
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Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions
We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon
by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012
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salmonella

a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.
"Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella"
by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007
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