Sooped

Sooped has more than one meaning:

when someone is gassed up

when someone does something that makes them get excited about themselves. Big headed in other words

-Diego is sooped about his looks.

-Chris is sooped about his ability to dance.

-Monica is sooped about her new jean jacket.

-Sandra is sooped about Columbia.

by Sarah November 15, 2003

Left-Right Swipe

In the case of an undesirable erection or a narb (no apparent reason boner), the meneuver done to hide such displeasures from the public eye. The move consists of glancing left, glancing right, then swiping the erection up, to be held by the elastic or waste of the pants.

Yo I got a huge boner in class, so then I pulled a left-right swipe so I could stand up and get my paper.

I went out in my hallway after I woke up and did a left-right swipe to avoid any awkward confrontations.

by RichV June 5, 2004

fat swipe, fat swipe, fat swipe

When a large man who thinks he can dance, awkwardly shuffles around, swiping his fat around and moving his hands in a washing machine motion.

Dude: Look! He's doing the fat swipe, fat swipe, fat swipe!
Girl:Ugh, he's jiggling all over the place...

by whatswrongwithyou September 7, 2010

Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

by chavo190 August 1, 2011

Swipe Before you Wipe

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.

While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

by Covejoel April 17, 2010

Park Slope

Where Yuppies raise their hipster children.

(Two Park Slope Yuppie mothers discuss their children in yoga class at the YMCA)

Yuppie Mother #1: This morning I asked my son what a hipster was!

Yuppie Mother #2: Do you mean those low-rise underwear?

Yuppie Mother #1: That's what I thought, but when I asked him he logged onto his Facebook account and showed me pictures of him and his friends.

Yuppie Mother#2: Well, do you know what a hipster is now?

Yuppie Mother #1: Not completely, but I do understand that they all wear ironic T-shirts under flannels. Oh, and they all flaunt their ironic facial hair.

Yuppie Mother #2: You sound like you are describing the homeless man who lives next to my brownstone.

Yuppie Mother#1: Oh, I've got it now! A hipster is just an ironic hobo!

by MadGrudes May 21, 2010

no-scope

When the male achieves penetration without the assistance of his or his partners hands.

boy: "OMG I just no-scoped your vag LOL!!"
girl: "WTF hax..."

by Nemex January 10, 2008