The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
by Dingerking June 15, 2021
To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
by culnen January 07, 2008
by Dark Horse Rider May 18, 2009
When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 08, 2006
When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
by heatherolson June 14, 2019
The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.
by Dr. Geuse May 04, 2009
by the big gimp September 22, 2005