Student

A stressed, anxious, and depressed person. They are usually young, but occasionally a person decides to continue being a student at an older age.

"Why is he laying down on the road?"
"Oh, that's Mark. He's a student."

by BananaMocha December 3, 2021

Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.

Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”

by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021

Student Rebellion Day

December 22nd is Student Rebellion Day. On this date, all students are allowed to rebel against their teachers and principals and change homework due dates.

Be careful, Student Rebellion Day is almost here.

by mexican.cartel.leader December 12, 2021

Teacher student complex

Someone having a teacher student complex doesn't make their opponents teachers, any more than having a David Goliath complex makes every one of the person with the complex's opponents Goliaths.

A teacher student complex is isolated to the person who has one, it's not everyone's problem.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Architecture student

A person who doesn't sleep at all. Regrets for choosing architecture as a career.Struggles for straight 5 painful years but still isn't appreciated enough.Underrated and also please this person has nothing to do with engineering.

Ted : hey wassup dude! You were up all night for the presentation. How was it?

Tyler: oh crap. My boss didn't even looked at me while I was presenting
Ted : oh dude I'm sorry you became Architecture student here

by thugguy.com November 23, 2021

The Student Council

These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!

Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021

Aristotle Student

A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.

Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*

by Pmchad February 5, 2022