feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

by VolMoose November 6, 2011

starling

When someone is both too drunk and too high to perform oral sex.

"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

by chick cat November 4, 2009

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

Stirring the caramel

Named after an instance on MasterChef where Gordon Ramsay got irate with a chef because she had "stirred the caramel" and therefore caused the sugar to crystalize, thereby ruining the texture and taste of the caramel.

Used to alert someone that they are currently fucking something up badly, or are about to fuck up badly.

Dude, you're stirring the caramel...

Damn, man, Susy got into a fight with Sheila and she commented on her fake tits...she stirred the caramel because Sheila FUCKED HER UP.

by Granty_MacNeil August 2, 2011

staring down the barrel

When one takes a gander at their peep hole during orgasm to shoot their baby batter into their eyes, for enjoyment of course.

"Hey did you here Mark was caught staring down the barrel last night at the sleepover"
"Yea, Calvin did that a week ago and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009