When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
Get the table-stalking mug.The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
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