doin' the squidward 

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.

Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.

doin' the squidward by bryona May 16, 2011

Pulling a squidward 

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

Pulling a squidward by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

National Annoy Squidward Day 

February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”

National Annoy Squidward Day by MangoLen February 15, 2022

Red Mist Squidward 

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself

RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what

Red Mist Squidward by PopCatty March 24, 2025

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward 

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Squidwards Suicide 

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

Squidwards Suicide by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019