spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009

shpleen

apparently the most random word in the world!?

Dan: "NARGH, Shpleen!"

by ................................................. August 30, 2007

spleefage

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.

John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"

by james:D November 7, 2007

speench pliff

a person who bites at or eats the bubbles that result from flatulence had under water in the tub; a fart-bubble biter

used as a hilariously random sounding insult (always accompanied by the definition) for a person who annoys someone while they are relaxing in the tub.

every time I'm in the tub, this speench pliff keeps knocking on the door, buggin me.

by monglobonglo January 11, 2010

Splenda daddy

A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.

by Hippiee____ October 11, 2015

spleench

A spleen-felt dialogue.

That man really spoke from the spleen. (Spleenched)

by 8a115 October 26, 2012